Phables by Brad J. Guigar - 2010-07-30

strip for July / 30 / 2010

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POLL: First Timer

Friday, August 13, 2010 - 12:00 AM

A reader writes... Q. I met a girl over the Internet recently. She's 20 to my 24 and still a virgin. She recently told me she loved me despite us not meeting yet. The problem is I'm not in love with her and have told her as much. She continues to flirt and talk about how much she wants to meet up and have sex. I'm never one to turn it down, but I'm afraid to hurt her because I don't want her to think of her first time as some guy who let her love him and didn't reciprocate. What do I do?

POLL: Should he or shouldn't he?
3% (83) Of course he should!
39% (940) No way. This has disaster written all over it
57% (1362) Geez, why not meet her first and THEN decide?
2385 people have voted in this poll. (This poll is not active.)

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POLL: Caught Holding the Bag

Friday, July 30, 2010 - 12:00 AM

A reader writes... Q: Recently, by chance, I discovered a cloth handbag lying on the laundry room floor behind a chest of drawers. The bag contained the following items: a skimpy top that had plastic (I guess) push-ups in the bra, a skimpy pair of silk trunks, a small towel, a biobag (dog poop cleanup bag and we don’t have a dog) and a pair of socks belonging to my wife of 35 years. Also, she has been rude to me a lot lately and almost never has anything to say about what she does with her time, other than work, when she is not around. I haven’t let her know I discovered these items yet. My imagination has run wild. Am I overreacting? I have never seen her dress in anything like this.

POLL: Is his wife cheating?
79% (1202) Yes. He caught her red-handed
20% (311) No. There's a perfectly good explanation.
1513 people have voted in this poll. (This poll is not active.)

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