A reader writes...
My parents are way too sexually open!
They openly flirt and make innuendoes while other people (including me) are in the room, and they certainly aren't shy about public displays of affection. I can hear them -- ugh -- doing the deed the next two rooms over at night, and they do that like three times a week.
How do I bring up that they need to control themselves?
|78% (1283)||You don't. You should be thankful that your parents have a happy, healthy relationship. Get some headphones and get over yourself.|
|4% (68)||Tape them and play it at the breakfast table.|
|13% (219)||Bring it up tactfully and privately -- with both of them at the same time.|
|0% (5)||Barge in on them a few times. They'll get the picture.|
|0% (9)||Roll your eyes and sigh loudly. That always does the trick.|
|2% (45)||What are they? Like, over thirty by now? Their body parts couldn't possibly remain operational for that much longer.|